BAS — Big Ass Smile 

B4 — Before 

BBL — Be Back Later 

BBN — Bye Bye Now 

BBS — Be Back Soon 

BEG — Big Evil Grin 

BF — Boyfriend (bukan lagi Blue Film :))

BIBO — Beer In Beer Out 

BRB — Be Right Back 

BTW, Btw — By The Way 

BWL — Bursting With Laughter 

BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit 

BFN = Bye For Now 

BIF = Basis In Fact 

BION = Believe It Or Not 

BL = Belly Laughing 

BTA = But Then Again 

BTT = Back To Topic 

CYA — See You (Seeya) 

CYAL8R — See You Later (Seeyalata) 

CUL8R — See You Later 

C&G — Chuckle and Grin 

CICO — Coffee In, Coffee Out 

CID — Crying In Disgrace 

CNP — Continued (in my) Next Post 

CP — Chat Post(a chat message) 

CRBT — Crying Real Big Tears 

CSG — Chuckle Snicker Grin 

DLTBBB — Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite 

DBA = Doing Business As 

DIKU? = Do I Know You? 

DITYID? = Did I Tell You I’m Distressed? 

DIY = Do It Yourself 

DTRT = Do The Right Thing

EG — Evil Grin EMSG — Email Message 

EMFBI = Excuse Me For Butting In 

EOM = End Of Message 

EOS = End Of Show 

EOT = End Of Thread

FAQ = Frequently Asked Question(s) 

FC — Fingers Crossed 

FTBOMH — From The Bottom Of My Heart 

FYI — For Your Information 

FWIW — For What It’s Worth 

FTF = Face To Face 

FISH = First In, Still Here 

FOMCL = Falling Off My Chair Laughing 

FUD = Fear, Uncertainty & Doubt 

FWIW = For What It’s Worth 

FYA = For Your Amusement 

FYEO = For Your Eyes Only 

GA = Go Ahead 

GAL — Get A Life 

GF — Girlfriend 

GFN — Gone For Now 

GMBA — Giggling My Butt Off 

GMTA — Great Minds Think Alike 

GR8 — Great 

GTSY — Glad To See You 

GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out 

GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I’d Said That 

GOL = Giggling Out Loud 

GRD = Grinning, Running & Ducking 

GTG = Got to Go 

GWS = Get Well Soon 

GTRM = Going To Read Mail

H&K — Hug and Kiss 

HABU — Have A Better ‘Un
HAGN — Have A Good Night
HAGU — Have A Good ‘Un
HHIS — Hanging Head in Shame
HUB — Head Up Butt IAE — In Any Event

HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS = Ha Ha, Only Serious
HNG = Horny Net Geek
HTD = Have To Disagree
HTH = Hope This Helps 
HTHBE = Hope This Has Been Enlightening

IC — I See
IGP — I Gotta Pee
IMNSHO — In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO — In My Opinion
IMCO — In My Considered Opinion
IMHO — In My Humble Opinion
IOW — In Other Words
IRL — In Real Life

IWALU — I Will Always Love You
IWO — In Other Words

IAC = In Any Case
IAG = I’m A Genius
IAE = In Any Event
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IC = I see
ICAM = I Couldn’t Agree More

ID = I Disagree
IHA = I Hate Acronyms
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly
ILY or ILU = I Love You
IMAO = In My Arrogant Opinion
IPN = I’m Posting Naked
IRT = In Real Time
ITA = I Totally Agree
ITD = I Totally Disagree
ITRW = In The Real World
IOW = In Other Words

JMO — Just My Opinion
JTLYK — Just To Let You Know
KIT — Keep In Touch
KOC — Kiss On Cheek
KOL — Kiss On Lips
KWIM? = Know What I Mean?

L8R — Later
LHM — Lord Help Me
LHO — Laughing Head Off
LHU — Lord Help Us
LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off
LMSO — Laughing My Socks Off
LTNS — Long Time No See
LOL — Laugh Out Loud

LBAY = Laughing Back At You
LD = Later Dude
LDR = Long Distance Relationship
LLTA = Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LOLBAY = Laughing Out Loud Back At You
LTM = Laugh To Myself

LSHMBB — Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH — Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML — Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LTNS — Long Time No See
LTS — Laughing To Self
LUWAMH — Love You With All My Heart
LY — Love Ya

MTF — More To Follow
M/F? = Male or Female?
MEGO = My Eyes Glazed Over
MHOTY = My Hat’s Off To You
MINK = Multiple Income No Kids

MMHA2U = My Most Humble Apologies to you
MOOS or MOTOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS or MOTSS = Member Of The Same Sex
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MOTO = Member Of The Opposant
MUD = Multi=User Dungeon (or Dimension)
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NADT = Not A Darn Thing
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NBIR = No Basis In Reality
NW = No Way
NP = No Problem
NRN = No Reply Necessary

OIC = Oh, I See
OL = Old Lady (significant other)
OM = Old Man (significant other)
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTTOMH = Off The Top of My Head
OLL = On Line Love

OMG = Oh My God
OOT = Out Of Topic 
OOTB = Out Of The Box
OPM = Other People’s Money
OTF = On The Floor
OTOOH = On The Other, Other Hand
OTP = On The Phone
OTTH = On The Third Hand
OTW = On the Way 

PDA = Public Display of Affection
PDS — Please Don’t Shoot
PITA — Pain In The Ass
PM — Private Message
PMFJI — Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP — Peed My Pants
POAHF — Put On A Happy Face

PANS = Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PC = Politically Correct or Personal Computer
PDQ = Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PI or PIC = Politically Incorrect

PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
POTS = Plain Old Telephone Service (or Pretty Old Tired Stuff)
POV = Point Of View
PPL = Peed Pants Laughing or People

QSL — Reply
QSO — Conversation
QT — Cutie

RTFM — Read The Fucking Manual!
RL = Real Life
ROAR = Laughing as loud as a lion
RP = Romantic Partner
RPG = Role Playing Games
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing (Ngakak guling-guling)
ROFLAPMP — ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO — ROFL My Ass Off
ROFLMAOAY — ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME — ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS ROFL — Unable to Speak
RSN = Real Soon Now
RTM = Read The Manual or Message
RW = Real World
RYO = Roll Your Own

SETE — Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID — Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT — Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO — Significant Other
SOT — Short Of Time

SINK = Single Income No Kids 
SITD = Still In The Dark
SOL = Smiling Out Loud
SOMY? = Sick Of Me Yet?
SOS = Someone On Shoulder
STD = Sick To Death
STS = Sorry To Say

SOTMG — Short Of Time Must Go
SWAK — Sealed With A Kiss
SWAS — Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWL — Screaming with Laughter
SYS — See You Soon

TA — Thanks Again
THX = Thanks
TQ or TX or TXS or THX = Thanks (or Thank You)
TFMT = Thanks From Me Too

TFS = Thank For Sharing
TAFN = That’s All For Now

TANSTAAFL = There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TBH = To Be Honest
TCN = Take Care Now
TFH = Thread From Hell
TFI = The Fact Is

TGTBT = Too Good To Be True
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TIG = This Is Great
TIIC = The Idiots In Charge

TLA = Three=Letter Acronym
TPTB = The Powers That Be
TYSM = Thank You So Much
TYVM = Thank You Very Much

TGIF — Thank God It’s Friday
TCOY — Take Care Of Yourself
TILII — Tell It Like It Is
TNT — Till Next Time
TOY — Thinking Of You
TTFN — Ta Ta For Now
TTYL — Talk To You Later

UAPITA or YAPITA = You’re A Pain In The Ass
USTM or YSTM = You Should Thanks Me

VWP = Very Well Put

W4W = Word for Word
WAS — Wild Ass Guess
WB — Welcome Back
WTH — What/Who The Heck (or sub an ‘F’ for the ‘H’
WTF — What the fuck

WAGS = What A Great Story 
WAI = What An Inspiration! 
WB = Welcome Back
WDALYIC? = Who Died And Left You In Charge?

WFM = Works For Me 
WIBNI = Wouldn’t It Be Nice If
WP = Well Put
WT? = What/Who The?
WTH? = What The Hell?
WTG = Way To Go
WTGP? = Want To Go Private?

WTS = With That Said
WU? = What’s Up?
WUF? = Where are you From?
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get

XOXO = kisses and hugs
XX = kisses
YBS — You’ll Be Sorry
YG — Young Gentleman
YL — Young Lady
YM — Young Man